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March 26, 2018

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April 12, 2018

WOWSERS!  Bravo cuts straight to the chase with a prequel of a blowout between TRav’s two money hungry fame hoes.  ‘You’re nothing but an egg donor,’ Thomas’ latest ovary provider girlfriend shouts at his red-headed baby mama.  Per T Rav’s account, Trashley (it makes s...

March 26, 2018

There are few things worse than people who brag about their pets; like they have anything to do with it. Your pet is not part of your gene pool. Unless your dog can give handies, no one wants to hear about it. 

“Chad caught a ball!” So did I. No one cares. And certainly...

March 20, 2018

I met one of the most serious loves of my life (people-wise) during the last two weeks of college… at the Kentucky Derby… while I was in a toxic three-year college love type of trance.  I preface with these details as background to the story as to why this jail stint i...

March 17, 2018

I recently reread Amy Poehler’s “YES PLEASE” to get a break from the non-stop barrage of whatever passes for reality these days. It’s a fun read; she’s honest and hilarious and inspiring and wonderful. And it tickles me to no end that both she and Tina Fey use the same...

March 8, 2018

Greetings, readers. It’s a pleasure to write for a collective that boldly states the world worships idiots... Saltina could not agree more. I’m compelled to string a few words together in honor of International Women’s Day (March 8th) and March being Women’s History Mo...

March 6, 2018

“Mom says she saw a black panther outside her window last night,” my oldest brother texts me.

“The activist or the animal?” I respond.

“The animal - but good question.”

My mother had a stroke in 2016 and, while it wasn’t on the severe side, it did collapse the dementia da...

March 3, 2018

His nametag reads “Boris” and it cheerfully informs me he’s from Bulgaria.  I stare at his nametag as he has his hands in my crotch, fastening me into a harness that I will wear as I attempt to scale the climbing wall at the bow of our Royal Caribbean cruise ship. It’s...

March 2, 2018

It was a no-work Monday and already know that the Manic Mondays are coming in strong.  We're going to dive right into the Bachelor this week because, honestly, if you need some type of summary on what HOMETOWNS are; this blog is not for you.  Cutting to the chase.......

February 28, 2018

Week 5 is upon us and we're in sexy, sunny Fort Lauderdale. Is this the same Fort Lauderdale I've been to? Seems like I hit up the wrong spots while I was there. The women have the obligatory opening scene riding bikes and running into the hotel. Seems to be a pretty s...

February 22, 2018

Ok, so I'm sure you've seen that meme about how everyone has about 15 co-workers who walk around with salads and maybe 3 who actually work? Yes, I work in one of those environments. I know the ins and outs of all the particulars of my co-worker's salads, plus all the s...

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